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"Stupid Fun"
What can I tell you, if you're looking for Hamlet then why did you type "Ice Pirates" into amazon? If how ever your looking for a non-stop train of low-brow weapons-grade hyphon-rich fun that will lower your IQ then you've hit a yatzee!

"ice pirates"
This one is in the same vein as Spaceballs, totally 80's humor with a lot of Mel Brooksesque jokes throughout!

"Very funny"
A cast of characters. Everything from space herpes to a robot pimp...if you want to laugh at the sometimes very silly space and future humor, then this movie is for you.

"Great Movie"
Ice Pirates is a movie full of campy goodness. It's a sci movie made in the eighties whose premise is that water is rare commodity and more valuable than gold. It is transported frozen hence ice pirates. The movie never takes itself to seriously and is fun to watch as long as your not expecting an oscar worthy story, effects, acting, etc...

At times it can be a little dated, especially when referencing racial stereotypes. Some people might recognize an early performance by football great John Matuzak and one of "Hellboy' star Ron Perlmans first appearances. Anyway, if you enjoy toilet humor and slap stick you should enjoy this movie.

"Review Ice Pirates"
Sci Fi B movie farce. What, you ask, is a space herpy? Watch and see.

 

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"Very Silly!", Looking for a cheesy 80's movie? The story is silly and the effects are oozing with cheese but if you're into broken ninja fighting robots, Space herpies, "True love", Templar Knights and pirates then look no further.

"Space herpes? Damsel in distress? Pirates in tights?", This movie is a blast and funny. The costuming and set locations are awesome. The script is to die for. I recommend it if you like quirky humor, a story twist and something different than your regular scifi. Do I need to type space herpes again for you?

"Early SCI FI, What Fun", The stuff that we thought was so cool. This fits right up there with Buck Rodgers, Battle Star Galatica, Star Wars (the orignal) and Space Balls. Early Sci-Fi is too funny. Love them all


"The Ice Pirates ", A guilty sin. This is a bad movie with really good actors. Probably one of my favorite Robert Urich movies, just for the silly slapstick and dialogue. A great way to spend a snowy winter day.

"Blast from the past", This campy romp in space is one of the movies that prompted movies like Spaceballs and other sci-fi slapstick comedy, but not as funny.



 
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"Perfect", All I can say is if you love cheese, but otherwise a good story, watch this movie. Heck watch it the see that Ron Pearlman really was young once. Watch it if you want to laugh out loud instead of in your head.

"Thank God For No Rape And Pillaging ?", I Saw The Movie Back In The 1980'S And I Thought The Movie Was Awesome, Hillarious And Creative For The Most Part! It Was A Good Movie To Make When Urich And The Cast Had To Avoid Filming With The Space Herpie's. It Bring's Back Good Memorie's While Being A Younster Watching It With My Family Thinking If The There Really Could Be Space Herpie's? Chad Dueling.

"Ice,Ice Baby", Back when I was in high school,I had a chemistry teacher who bashed this movie for its awfulness. He harped so much on its terribleness that I was intrigued. So,in my perverse curiosity,I rented it. Like my chemistry teacher,I regretted it.

"Ice Pirates" was penned by comedian Bruce Vilanch,more famous for collaborating with Bette Midler. This was not his finest hour. He was trying a take-off on "Star Wars" and fails miserably (just like Vanilla Ice,who tried to have street cred,but failed miserably) It has an interesting premise--pirates smuggling water across the universe.The old "ragtag band of rebels." Robert Urich stars as the lead,Han Solo-like pirate. He escapes being turned into a eunuch on an assembly line,and goes to a desert planet where Anjelica Huston is a leather-clad dominatrix of sorts. There are some gruesome scenes,and then a chase scene that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

That's where I stopped. Its virtual plotlessness kept me from pressing to the end. "Ice Pirates" is one of those bad movies that's so bad it's awful. At least the Star Wars prequels are watchable. They have clunky dialogue,but it makes sense! "Ice Pirates" is the deep freeze of bad movies.

"Cheesey Goodness", I had to pick this one up. So what if I loved it as a child, it's still funny and worth the little I paid. The robots crack me up even today and the story line isn't too bad. It's not the greatest movie off all time, but it's a classic to me.

"Classic 80's cheese.....", This movie made me laugh my a$$ off the whole claw thing is more than enough to want to buy it.

 
 
 

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